Rihanna blessed us with a little— no, a lot— of glitter goodness when she unleashed Body Lava, her latest Fenty Beauty creation. But the high shine delivered by the product isn’t the only thing holding our attention. It’s been a couple weeks since RiRi delivered an iconic tutorial video for the body illuminator, and now men are hilariously recreating the video using a slew of miscellaneous products that have us needing more.

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The parodies replicate Rihanna’s original video (above) by applying product to the shoulder and rubbing it in. And as much as we cannot get past the tools they’re using to rub it all in— shoes, toilet bowl cleaners, and even a quesadilla— we cannot get enough of how perfectly they nail the singer’s unforgettable gaze.

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See how long you can last without laughing:

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We need more Body Lava, stat.